Troll by ReckZ - English?

Rachy : Yo momma, Ai wanch to go to ReckZo's hause first.
Rachy's momma : Son, I will bring you to clinic at 3PM okay?

Le Rachy go to ReckZ's house

Rachy: Yo ReckZo, getcha azz on here, befare I call my momma.
ReckZ in 2nd floor Ukeng.

ReckZ jump down from the 2nd floor window, immediately

Rachy: Yo ReckZo.
ReckZ : Yo Rachzy.
Rachy : Whatcha daing here?
ReckZ : Looks like someone want to get rid of my evil right hand...
Rachy : I challango yo ReckZo!
ReckZ : Ukeng nigg.

Rachy takes his radio from his pocket, then transform it to a bigger size.

Rachy : Let's rap! I wantcha see-saw your skillezs.
ReckZ : Hold up nigga.

ReckZ enter his house, taking his equipment then exit

ReckZ : Music , start!

ReckZ : Gotta got damn in your head nigga, shows it that you're just got 13% mark in your English. So that you use an alien speaking, makes my mind blows up to the space. Pretty cool, pretty cool Rachy use that language, dives down the sea then you drowned. I  know that you got boom boom on your butt by your teacher coz got 13% nigg'. Don't be mad nigg coz that is your fate. I teached you ENGLISH~~~~~~ but you don't want to pay attention, coz that you don't want to sit at the chair that my father readied it~~ See that at that door, there is my Putty Cat sitting on the chair beside it, why don't you sit on the other chair? Let see who will win naw~

Rachy : Oh I forgot! Now is 3PM, I gotta go to clinic now!! My momma will wait me at my home. I think she already make up her face. Bye bye!!

ReckZ :... So give me this radio ...

If you fellas don't understand why rachy's momma want to bring him to clinic..

Cause rachy's using an interesting language xD